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TOM: Sorry, I was just admiring your art work.
MIKE: (Raising his arm slightly) Yeah, she’s a beaut ain’t she?
TOM: (Sarcastic) Lovely.
MIKE: What’s your name boy?
TOM: Tom. Yourself?
MIKE: Well people called me
TOM: Yeah. And you’re from
MIKE: Sure am.
TOM: If you don’t mind me asking, what are you doing in
HANDFUL INTO HIS MOUTH.
MIKE: (While eating) Sight seeing.
TOM: Oh, so where have you been?
MIKE: Well we’ve seen your bridge, the
TOM: Eye…
MIKE: What?
TOM: It’s called the
MIKE: And
TOM: (Under his breath) Buckingham.
TOM WATCHES MIKE’S HAND DIP INTO THE BAG OF PRETZELS ONCE MORE. HE NOTICES HE IS WEARING A ‘SUPPORT OUR TROOPS’ BAND AROUND HIS WRIST.
(To himself) Oh great. It won’t be long til we’re on the subject of war.
MIKE FINISHES CRUCHING THE PRETZELS AND SWALLOWS.
MIKE: Tell me Ted, what do you think about the war?